IN THIS PLACE
In this place, I'm so very happy and never alone
Except when I want, like when I'm chewing a bone
There's food on the table and I don't need to ask
I just jump right up and gobble it down fast
In this place, the gate always opens when I give it a push
And there's a cat nearby, hiding in a bush
It runs away quickly when it hears me shout
It's petrified of me- of that there's no doubt
In this place, the dishwasher spoons are covered in jam
The forks contain a mixture of nutella and ham
My waterbowl's brimming and the puddles outside
Are full of water, so shallow and wide.
In this place, I can sit where I dare
On the couch, on the bed, even on a chair
And, if I'm tired, I sleep as long as I like
Dreaming of lizards and flies or chasing a bike
In this place, I can call for my dad or for my mum
And when I shout, they always come
And Dada and Louis will play with me
No collar round my neck and I'm forever free
In this place
In this place I'm always happy and never alone
Except when I want, like when I'm chewing a bone
There's food on the table and I don't have to ask
I just jump up and gobble it down fast
In this place, the gate always opens when I give it a push
And there's always a cat nearby, hiding in a bush
They run away quickly when they hear me shout
They're all petrified of me – there's no doubt!
In this place, the dishwasher spoons are covered in jam
The forks contain the perfect mixture of nutella and ham
My water bowl is never empty, the puddles full of water
And they both taste of dog beer, just like they ought to.....
In this place I can sit anywhere
On the couch, on the bed, even the dining room chair
And if I'm tired I can sleep as long as I like
Dreaming of lizards and flies and chasing bikes
In this place, I can call for my dad and mum
And when I bark, they always come
And Dada and Louis will play with me
and I'll be content and I'll be free
In this place