At seventy
I learned the truth at seventy
Libidos don’t come guaranteed
Hair has grown in random places
a million creases in our faces
The stairs look more like Everest
With all our dance moves past their best
Accidents with sudden sneezing
Breathing now? It’s mostly wheezing
And those of us with ravaged faces
Now lacking any social graces
Eyesight fading, lost glasses cases
Can't bend down to tie our laces
To those of us who know the pain
Arthritic fingers, massaged in vain
knees and hips now in fine fettle
Long since swapped for lumps of metal
It was long ago and far away
The world was younger than today
The bus passes now come for free
For those of us at seventy
But don't despair but smile instead
At least you still sleep in your bed
Some friends and lovers still around
To share this life to which you’re bound
So raise a glass and toast yourself
Wish one and all the best of health
And realise how lucky you are to be
The grand old age of seventy.